Liz, Leah and Tres this is for you especially…but I have a feeling Jen will get a kick out of it too.
“Who’s the best cat in the united states, It’s you champer damper it’s you!”
oh my god. i almost wish i hadn’t watched it.
Lanterns will be playing @ The Money in Rock Hill, SC. Let your friends know and come! Will be a great time!
handmade engagement present-thanks matt!
sorry josh-blame perez hilton
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This is what our school pictures have come down to. Seriously, America?? to those parents who purchase the premium retouching, fuck you for reinforcing your childs insecurities
Man, the thing that’s fucked about this is that it will definitely be the difference between the rich kids and the poor kids in the yearbook. Parents can’t be throwing down for even skin tones in this economy. :(
via masshole, molls
Wow.
oh how shocking. this is by the company i work for. actually, you would be [or maybe wouldn’t be] surprised at the amount of premium, let alone basic retouching check marks i have seen in the last two weeks. and 90% of those kids didn’t even need it. also note, that i’ve seen more of these check marks in middle school, with 6th graders than anyone else. how fucking sad?
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This is what our school pictures have come down to. Seriously, America?? to those parents who purchase the premium retouching, fuck you for reinforcing your childs insecuritiesMan, the thing that’s fucked about this is that it will definitely be the difference between the rich kids and the poor kids in the yearbook. Parents can’t be throwing down for even skin tones in this economy. :(
Wow.
oh how shocking. this is by the company i work for. actually, you would be [or maybe wouldn’t be] surprised at the amount of premium, let alone basic retouching check marks i have seen in the last two weeks. and 90% of those kids didn’t even need it. also note, that i’ve seen more of these check marks in middle school, with 6th graders than anyone else. how fucking sad?
caitlin, i’m speeeeeechless
Yesterday, I tried to call student facilities on the SWARM cell. A woman answered, and when I asked if it was the SWARM cell, she said, “no you have the wrong number” and immediately hung up. I went back about my work. Then I saw I had a voicemail. It was the same woman saying, “this is so and so, you called me, so now you have to call me back and tell me who you are.”
So I call her back, and say, “hi, I dialed your number by accident a little while ago, and you told me I had a wrong number, and then you hung up, and then you called and left me a voicemail telling me to call you back?” She said, “do you know Gordon?” “No.” She hangs up.
She calls back. “Is this a Michigan phone number?” “Yes.” “What a coincidence!” She hangs up.
She calls back. “How did you get this number?” “I called it by accident.” “But it’s a South Carolina number.” “I live in Rock Hill, though.” “Oh my God!!!!” She hangs up.
She calls back. “Can we talk?” “Sure, but you gotta stop being rude and hanging up on me. I’m at work, and I haven’t done anything to you.”
“You have to tell me the truth, woman to woman. Do you know Gordon?”
“No. I’ve never met anyone named Gordon in my life.”
“Then why do you have a Michigan number?”
“I’m a college student. My family lives in Michigan. I’m on their plan. Now I go to college in Rock Hill.”
“Rock Hill is where Gordon works every day! Oh no oh no oh no oh no! I don’t believe this.”
“But I just go to school here.”
“Are you trying to tell me that there is a university in Rock Hill?”
“Yeah, it’s called Winthrop, you can google it.”
“I wouldn’t bother. What a convenient story.”
and on and on and on. Hands down the saddest and most frustrating wrong number I’ve ever dialed. Pray for Gordon’s woman, yall.
i got home today and couldn’t find isis anywhere till she meowed at me from on top of the tv. i really think she was sitting there because its near the door, and she was waiting for me.
