May 2010
1 post
April 2010
9 posts
Email from my bro, 9/18/05
(he was 14; sweet pea is my mom’s dog)
You should of been here this morning .when i was playing video games mom yelled downstairs to me to come upstairs, so i did, then she said that sweatpea was outside eating rabbit s*** and S*** and she was in ron and anns backyard and we had to get her. Mom gave her a bath and kept saying S*** and threw her in the sink and washed her and said if you...
“Serious question: Where have all the cowboys gone?”
ain't
so i ain’t been on tumblr in a minute, and i’m a lil offended that they are tryin to recommend me to follow the “hipster-runoff” blog.
February 2010
1 post
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September 2009
2 posts
Show 10/9
lanternsmusic:
Lanterns will be playing @ The Money in Rock Hill, SC. Let your friends know and come! Will be a great time!
August 2009
16 posts
whoa! →
90% of U.S. currency contains traces of cocaaaaaaine! dirty money!
Real Shit
Yesterday, I tried to call student facilities on the SWARM cell. A woman answered, and when I asked if it was the SWARM cell, she said, “no you have the wrong number” and immediately hung up. I went back about my work. Then I saw I had a voicemail. It was the same woman saying, “this is so and so, you called me, so now you have to call me back and tell me who you are.”
So...
pottsjen:
April just barked in her sleep
man, i wish i coulda been there for that
i forgot how much RA training sucked.
sketchymcsketch:
but i absolutely love this year’s staff. nance is back on track for real this year :]
big, exciting things are about to happen in my life. i feel it.
oh so now that i leave, yall back on track? ——sounds about right. haha
July 2009
12 posts
gross, i'm sorry
how long should i cough up things which are green and brown before i go to the doctor? (and by doctor i mean crawford yall, so let’s be real)
“If one more person asks me if I have a Twitter, I’m going to tell them,...”
– Kid Rock’s thoughts on Twitter.
! →
yall
the national fellowship of christian puppeteers is staying on winthrop’s campus right now.
i asked one of them if he needed any help from me, and he replied, cheerfully, “no, but do you want to play with some puppets? i have everything from finger puppets to puppets as big as you are!”
i politely declined, but i was definitely intrigued.
June 2009
33 posts
can i kick it?
“danielle, you’re not gonna be able to make these people happy, okay? and...”
– dante l. pelzer (very honest supervisor) on my work ethic
ooh girl
pottsclaire:
and i made 80 bucks in 4.5 hours tonight!
i did some math this morning (as i am up at 5 for work) and realized i make about 3 dollars an hour. get me hired where you work!
“it’s a shame havin a cell phone but don’t want it to ring
cause i...”
– z-ro
Orientation Session III
the freshmens are tiny as hell.
“The opposite of love isn’t hate, it’s indifference.”
– Elie Wiesel (via littlemiss) (via saraherizzle)
i’ve thought this so many times, but never been able to phrase it so succinctly.